Read. Laugh. Share.
Make sure the seat is firmly attached and you wear comfortable clothes. Read the entire book prior to engaging in any of the activities.
It started off as a simple concept… man needs to poop. Poop isn’t coming out. Man stretches, turns, reaches and twists. Poop comes out.
It’s a story you’ve heard thousands of times (well, probably not) and it’s now in this soon to be international best-selling handy paperback guide. The fact is, we’re not doctors or yoga practitioners, but we apparently know a thing or two about relieving yourself. And, we’re excited to share that with the world.
The book contains 15 ‘poses’ that work in various situations and locations. The guide walks you through the movements so you can walk through yours (or sit). Depending on your skill level, you may choose to start at a 1 bowl on our rating scale, or if you’re feeling adventurous, move up to a 3 or 4 bowl move. As you progress through our teachings, you’ll be confident that you can safely handle a 5 bowl maneuver. Check out this nifty sample from the book!
As this book is based on an open-door policy, feel free to keep yours open if your relationships allow – to share in the joy of the book and these special movements. If your spouse, mate, friend, roommate, etc. isn’t fond of seeing you, pants down and stretching while on the throne, please be respectful and at least close the door part way.
When you think of evacuating your bowels, think of us. Well… think of the book.