Sorry, we've run out of merchandise.

'I told you people would love this stuff, you should have ordered more you fool!'

Sorry for the hassle but we’re all sold out of hard copy books and t-shirts.

You have a few options:

1. Buy or gift our ipad or iphone app for $0.99
2. Sign-up for updates on when merchandise might become available again by clicking here
3. Cry like a baby and roll up in the fetal position until the feeling of loss goes away

We’re really sorry for the hassle.